15 November 2012

Four More Years

Right now, it kind of looks like the zombie apocalypse in our house, what with the seasonal illness that has ravaged every single adult and child in the place. So as I lay on the couch attempting to ward off death, I can muster only the strength for this very brief token of gratitude that I offer to the people of America.

As a father of two small children, I’d like to thank you for the choice you made last week. As a father, I’d like to say, sincerely, thank you for ensuring that I did not have to be put in the awkward position of explaining to my sons why that robot with the helmet made of hair was in charge of everything. Or worse, why we now live in Canada.

So thank you. Again. As a father, I appreciate it.

Carry on.

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